{"id":79,"date":"2008-04-02T06:35:33","date_gmt":"2008-04-02T06:35:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/leirdal.net\/blog\/?p=79"},"modified":"2008-04-02T06:35:33","modified_gmt":"2008-04-02T06:35:33","slug":"schneier-on-security-for-a-safe-nights-sleep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.leirdal.net\/blog\/archives\/79-schneier-on-security-for-a-safe-nights-sleep.html","title":{"rendered":"Schneier on Security: For a Safe Night&#8217;s Sleep"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is just fantastic. <a title=\"Bruce Schneier\" href=\"http:\/\/www.schneier.com\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\">Bruce Schneier<\/a> has a blog-entry called <a href=\"http:\/\/www.schneier.com\/blog\/archives\/2008\/04\/for_a_safe_nigh.html\">For a Safe Night&#8217;s Sleep<\/a> that covers a product named <a href=\"http:\/\/www.qsleeper.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Quantum Sleeper<\/a>. I just can&#8217;t shake the feeling this is published due to April first, but anyway. For a laugh check out some of the specs. Whether it&#8217;s a joke or not it doesn&#8217;t matter. It&#8217;s still funny.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>The Quantum Sleeper Unit is a high-level security system designed for maximum protection in various hostile environments <\/p>\n<p>Quantum Sleepers can also be fitted to provide protection from destructive forces of nature such as tornados, hurricanes, earthquakes and floods. <\/p>\n<p>The Quantum Sleeper is the ultimate in protection, entertainment and communications, &#8220; ALL ROLLED UP IN ONE&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Features:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>1.25&quot; Polycarbonate Bulletproof Plating\/Shielding <\/li>\n<li>Bio-Chemical Filtered Ventilation<\/li>\n<li>Rebreather<\/li>\n<li>Control Panel Mode Selection (i.e., Basic System Ops., Intruder Setting, Energy Status, Lock Down, etc.)<\/li>\n<li>Cover &amp; Door Actuators w\/ Emergency Release<\/li>\n<li>One way see through head cover (reflective mirror on 2 sides and front)<\/li>\n<li>Safety Features (Proximity Sensor, O2 Sensor, Smoke Det., Motion Det. Ect,)<\/li>\n<li>Emergency Communication system (Cellular, Short-wave Radio, CB ect.)<\/li>\n<li>Audio Amplifier (Amplify sound from out side unit)<\/li>\n<li>Air\/Water Tight Sealing<\/li>\n<li>External Override Key Pad &amp; Remote Control<\/li>\n<li>Battery Backup Power<\/li>\n<li>Toiletry system<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>A thing that makes it look real is the patent number. The USPTO web site actually shows a patent #7137881 for a protective bed unit. But all the typos makes it somewhat less real.<\/p>\n<p>I leave you to make the decision for yourselves. Enjoy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is just fantastic. Bruce Schneier has a blog-entry called For a Safe Night&#8217;s Sleep that covers a product named Quantum Sleeper. I just can&#8217;t shake the feeling this is published due to April first, but anyway. For a laugh check out some of the specs. Whether it&#8217;s a joke or not it doesn&#8217;t matter. 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He links among else to the news-article (update: link removed, not longer\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Internet&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Internet","link":"https:\/\/www.leirdal.net\/blog\/archives\/category\/internet"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":52,"url":"https:\/\/www.leirdal.net\/blog\/archives\/52-encryption-and-security.html","url_meta":{"origin":79,"position":3},"title":"Encryption and security","author":"leirdal","date":"2007-11-19","format":false,"excerpt":"Maybe it's not as secure as you think. According it this article and the following post on Slashdot, Hushmail has been caught red-handed in backstabbing their own marketing. \"The only way to decrypt or unscramble Hush messages is by using your passphrase when you open up your Hushmail account. Carnivore\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Internet&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Internet","link":"https:\/\/www.leirdal.net\/blog\/archives\/category\/internet"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":38,"url":"https:\/\/www.leirdal.net\/blog\/archives\/38-denial-of-service-attacks-with-a-new-twist.html","url_meta":{"origin":79,"position":4},"title":"Denial of Service attacks with a new twist?","author":"leirdal","date":"2007-11-07","format":false,"excerpt":"BBC recently gave us a nice little story about electronic car keys. Bruce Schneier has covered the story as well. The gist of the story is that a lot of people had trouble opening and starting their cars in one particular parking lot. 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